Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
I finally made it through med school.
Somehow I made it, through.
I'm just an intern,
I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in my class,
Barely passed at the institute.
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah, I'm trying to avoid,
A malpractise suit.
Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Organ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gause nurse.
This patient's fading fast,
Complications have set in,
Don't know, how long he'll last.
Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out,
And see what he ate.
Like a surgeon, hey,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Here's a waiver for you to sign.
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah, my patients die,
Before they can pay.
Like a surgeon, hey,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon, o-oh like a surgeon,
When I reach inside.
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors,
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
O-oh baby, yah,
I can hear your heartbeat,
For the very last time.
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